R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
imo, don’t feel bad about changing your mind on something you used to feel very strongly about
don’t ever punish yourself for learning
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
things to ask your partner when you’re having sex
- do you love this shit?
- are you high right now?
- do you ever get nervous?
- are you single?
- I heard you fucked your girl is it true?
- you gettin money?
what if garbage was spelled like garbij